an eyecandy on the news

Saw him for the very first a couple of days ago, and I immediately got hard. I wouldn't attirbute that solely to being 22. There's just something about those glasses adding an ineffable allure to his already beguiling face. He just exudes nerd vibes corrupted by a patent hint of masculinity -- and I'm here

Saw him for the very first a couple of days ago, and I immediately got hard. I wouldn't attirbute that solely to being 22. There's just something about those glasses adding an ineffable allure to his already beguiling face. He just exudes nerd vibes corrupted by a patent hint of masculinity -- and I'm here for it. What do you guys think about him?

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by Anonymousreply 32December 28, 2020 6:52 PM

I've been seeing him for a while now. I think he's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 1August 22, 2020 8:42 PM

He has a nice head of hair. He vaguely reminds me of Johnny Galecki. He doesn't give me a boner but I'm happy for you OP.

by Anonymousreply 2August 22, 2020 8:44 PM

22?! He looks like he's 42.

by Anonymousreply 3August 22, 2020 8:46 PM

[QUOTE] 22?! He looks like he's 42.

If he was 42 then OP wouldn’t have made this thread, cause in 20 years when his hairline is peeled six inches backward like the skin of an orange, nobody will find him cute.

by Anonymousreply 5August 22, 2020 8:52 PM

He looks like Kirk Cameron.

His eyes look a little wonky and I’d be interested to see if he’s as handsome without the glasses on.

by Anonymousreply 6August 22, 2020 8:58 PM

R3 Here, I thought OP was indicating that he was 22 -- owing to why he might be prone to immediate hard ons.

I think Dymburt is around 31. (And that's what he looks to me.) He was at the University of Miami in some ten years ago. And interned at Fox in 2011. So that would fit.

by Anonymousreply 7August 22, 2020 9:07 PM

“Eye Candy?!” Well, I guess, if you like Zagnut bars or Dum-Dum lollipops!

by Anonymousreply 8August 22, 2020 9:10 PM

Why is the bar so low for "handsome" these days?

He's average. I've seen much better looking guys just walking down the streets in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 9August 22, 2020 9:13 PM

Jeeeeesus Chrrrrrist! Nothing to see here but plain vanilla-lite.

by Anonymousreply 10August 22, 2020 9:23 PM

This wonky douche is not only fug, but thinks he's hot enough that some 1960's NASA scientist glasses will make him attractive and intellectual at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 11August 22, 2020 11:03 PM

The glasses are awful. Awful.

by Anonymousreply 12August 22, 2020 11:05 PM

I think he looked better with a beard (2017).

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by Anonymousreply 13August 23, 2020 1:31 AM

So does anyone have the goods? Gay? Straight? Somewhere in between?

by Anonymousreply 16August 23, 2020 1:40 AM

VERY Average White Guy.

Which on DL means he's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 17August 23, 2020 1:41 AM

This OP earns an Oh, Mary, as well as the obligatory Oh, dear, for that tortured, thesaurus-gussied-up prose.

Pukeworthy.

Eyeglass fetishists are so.... sad.

by Anonymousreply 18August 23, 2020 1:43 AM

His last name is Dymburt. How fitting.

by Anonymousreply 19August 23, 2020 1:53 AM

OP even posts femme bottom

by Anonymousreply 20August 23, 2020 1:55 AM

Does he always stand on a box?

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by Anonymousreply 21August 23, 2020 2:14 AM

He’s cute, OP. And I assumed also that it is you who are 22...?

by Anonymousreply 23August 23, 2020 2:53 AM

He's a plain Jane but each to his own, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 24August 23, 2020 4:04 AM

R23, Yup, I'm 22. R18, Thanks, and yup I used a thesaurus lol, and please don't hate on "eyeglasses fetishists."

by Anonymousreply 25August 23, 2020 10:41 AM

R20, and you're not a femme bottom lol?

by Anonymousreply 26August 23, 2020 10:42 AM

"Eye candy" is a mass (uncountable) noun, OP. You can say "a nice piece of eye candy."

by Anonymousreply 27August 23, 2020 10:57 AM

Thanks, R27! I'll take note of that.

by Anonymousreply 29August 23, 2020 9:02 PM

Looks like he's probably packin'.

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by Anonymousreply 30December 28, 2020 6:47 PM

He does resemble Kirk Cameron a bit as R6 indicated.

by Anonymousreply 32December 28, 2020 6:52 PM

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